Hello help desk, my name is Mario, do you speak English?
No, but I speak Croatian. My name is Mario, too. What's your problem?
A Croatian has no problem: we create problems to others.
What is your suggestion?
Simply reset PIN code of all non-croatian MyCards.
Will do. Thanks for calling us and have a nice day.
Hello, my name is Mario. I forgot my PC password.
Please hold on the line, we are transfering you to CIA
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